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Quote of the Week:

June 14, 2009

"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials."

-Lin Yutang


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Link of the Week

So you think you're limber?  I never heard of the Ross Sisters who, evidently, were popular in 1944. Their act gets better as it progresses and you will be amazed at how the sisters exit the stage at the end of their performance.  (HINT: Watch past the first 60 seconds or so, then look out!)


(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVpGmoES3w)


Bailout BS

"The road to positivity is strewn with the abandoned vehicles of the faint-hearted."

-Peter McWilliams


But You Knew That Already

"President Obama's in the news, of course. He's put health care back in the news. Yup. President Obama says he wants to create a national health care plan that's both affordable and easy to use. Yup. Yeah, good. Yeah, and the insurance industry says they'll fight the plan with congressmen who are both affordable and easy to use."

--Conan O'Brien


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I always laugh!

Sam: Grampa would you do my math homework for me?

Grampa: No, Sam, it wouldn’t be right.

Sam: Well, at least you could try...


Quote of the Week Panel

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Headline of the Week

In Attempt To Jump-Start Economy, Obama Declares Tuesdays Ladies' Night

(The Onion)


OLD AGE NEWS FROM ALL OVER

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY MORE STUPIDER

Redwood City, Calif. (APee) --

A 74-year-old San Mateo County woman won't have to stand trial on a charge of methamphetamine possession after prosecutors said they're dropping the case after a mistrial.

Margaret Catherine Cataldo was arrested in November of 2008 after police say they found a bag of methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in her Burlingame home.

Though she was already on probation for possession of methamphetamine, Cataldo said someone visiting her "might have left them in her home without her knowledge...."


A REAL DILEMMA

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -
"I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed.
"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says.
"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.
"NO! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!"
"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed.
She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money....
"Well, OK...but only for a minute."
She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them.
Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"
While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"


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