Photo: John Kernell, Charleston, SC. 2002..
I wrote all these books in my "spare time," heh, heh, heh. I wrote them because I love to write list books and I thought they might be useful promotional tools to gift new members of The Geezer Brigade when they joined and existing members when they renewed.
It's actually worked out wuite well. Thousand of the books are out there. No one has ever complained in 10 years.
So, if you want one or two of them as a reward for joining us for our last year, you have only to ask. Just use the numbers of the books below.
They are electronic books. That mean you go to a Website and download the contents to your hard drive. You can read them at your leisure or print them out. They are copyrighted.
1. "The Joys of Aging and How to Avoid Them!" The ten best kept secrets to Senior Self-Acceptance. © 2004, TGB.
2. "1001 Existential Bumper Stickers." Powerfully snappy, snappily powerful one-liners through the ages. From Aristotle to Zoroaster. © 2004, TGB.
3. "Horse Doovers!" O.K. O.K. So it's spelled "hors d'oeuvres." Clever canape recipes from "A Man After My Own Artichoke Hearts" to "On a Barbecued Wing and a Prayer." g2004, TGB. Another TGB Kook Book.
4. "The Geezer Brigade's Special Inventory of Essential Life Experiences." download and make a digital autobiography you can leave to your grandkids. ©2003, TGB.
Photo: John Kernell, Charleston, SC. 2002..
6. "1001 Terribly, Terribly Funnies from the daily E-mails of The Geezer Brigade during the Hey Day of Internet Humor, 1998-2001." © 2002, TGB.
7. "1001 Sparkling Sayings and Provocative Thoughts." You'll never be at a loss for a bon mot or bored again. Use these marvelous thoughts in E-mail, letters, wall-hangings, note pads, etc. etc. etc. From the sacred to the profane. From the truly inspiring to the truly tongue-in-cheek. From Dante to David Letterman. From Will Rogers to Oscar Wilde. No home should be without this book. © 2002. TGB.
8. "Nummies! Desserts and Other Treats" (plus 100 MORE genuinely usefl cooking tips.)" Includes the infamous Christmas Cookies for Dogs. ©2002, TGB. Another TGB Kook Book.
9. "1001 Wonderful Web Sights for Seniors (and an Introduction to the Internet)." When your life revolves around your two computers and you've "been everywhere, done everything" on the Internet -- well, almost everything -- since 1997, it's time to write a book or three. This books lists the URLs of more than 1000 Web sites of incredible variety and interest and tells you what you'll find when you get to each one. Plus a simple intro to the Internet itself. © 2001, TGB.
10. "Willie's World: Book One" (Willie and his cranky toy penguin BOTH learn to fly...) This is The Geezer Brigade's first children's book. It's clearly intended to be read by grandparents to their grandkids. "Willie's World" was written for a 12-year-old audience by a former Navy pilot and professional speechwriter who also tutors kids and reads his works at Open Mic Night at the local Barnes and Noble. © 2002, TGB.
11. "E-Z to Gum Soup Recipes and 101 Cooking Tips." The author has made messes in kitchens all over the world. One thing he HAS learned how to make in all those years is SOUP! From "Mumbo Gumbo" to "Cranky Crab Chowder," no Geezer Kitchen should be without this Bad Book.
12. "1001 Things to DO in Retirement (and how to truly enjoy them)." In 2001, Barron's interviewed 10 retired Americans and asked each of them, "What makes for a satisfying retirement?"
The Geezer in Chief (for now) told Barron's, "Hey! I was BORN to be retired. I even wrote a book about it." This is that book. Unique and comprehensive! © 1999, TGB.
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