You get alot as a dues-paying member!
Even MORE during our last year.
We pay a lot of attention to our members.
We ask their opinions on a whole range of subjects.
We invite their comments on the Nooze and publish the wittiest wise cracks.
Here's what you'll get if you join:
• A daily E-mail every
day, 7 days a week, for the duration, guaranteed to include the following.
Funny quotes from celebrities and public
figures.
A wise remark from The Geezer in Chief and
Babette and her visiting relatives to start the day.
A funny picture you can forward to friends.
Occasionally we'll invite your ideas for captions.
Your own Members' Section with recognition
of new and renewing members, funny comments and stories.
A funny Blast from the Past from our store
of humor during our early days on the Internet.
The humorous Headline of the Day.
An amusing fact and comment.
A stupid or humorous news story with a smart
remark or two.
A silly signoff with a little silly picture.
• Constant contact: You send
us an E-mail. We answer it right away. Participate as much or as little as you
want. There's no place to go. We send everything to you. Choose the best format
for your E-mails.
