O.K. Who the heck are you old people, anyway?

We are The Geezer Brigade. A diverse group of men and women, 55 and older, from all over creation, who enjoy a really good laugh. Not a canned laugh, not a joke-a-day type laugh, an actual, down deep cackle, titter or guffaw to start the day.

We spend a lot of time selecting what goes out to members. It's got to make me laugh, first, before I send it on each morning.

I'm the self-proclaimed Geezer in Chief (for now) who gets to call the shots. That's because I'm the one who can't wait to get up every day at dawn to get to my computer and get to work fashioning the day's "Nooze" out of things members send me and my own original, geezerly material. Been doin' it for a decade±.

Why do I do it? The answer is found in our self-published electronic book, "1001 Things to DO in Retirement (and how to truly enjoy them)" an online copy of which you can for your very own when you join us for our last year. Rule One for a satisfying retirement? "Find something you LOVE to do. Do it every day, no matter what." (It doesn't matter WHAT it is, just that you LOVE to do it.)

I LOVE doing what I've been doing. But, after 11 years, it's time to rest ... and work on my cobwebbed old novel about the time I was a Navy pilot in Japan during the Cold War! It's called "The Samurai Bartender."

I vowed to give y'all ONE LAST YEAR and I intend to nake it the best so far. So I hope you'll join and help to make it dumbhinger, hingdumber, herhingdubber... oh, you know!

The Top Ten OTHER Reasons why
you should join
The Geezer Brigade!

10.  The Geezership, as you'll come to find out if you join, is a funny, dear lot of savvy Seniors who intend to keep on keepin' on until the lights go out and they pull the sheets up.

9.  When you know something's going to be in your inbox every morning to which you can respond directly if you've a mind to, you have to know that somebody's listening and somebody cares-- since 1997!

8.  Participation in The Geezer Brigade, even if it's in the form of a daily swear word or two, keeps the heart pumping, in a good way.

7.  When you withhold yourself from the world, it makes you weaker, not stronger.

6.  When you share  humor, you share a most precious and positive part of yourself.

5.  It's funny to laugh at yourself, and healthy, too.

4.  $3.00 a month is something most Seniors can afford.  To give it away free would mean we didn't think what we did was worth it.

3.   We tailor-make our address lists so every member can receive the daily E-mail in color personally and with some of the funniest, most offbeat pictures to be found on the Internet (we always tell you where to find more).

2.  There is absolutely nothing like us on the Internet as far as we can tell.

And, the number one reason we think you should join The Geezer Brigade?

1.  Babette, our #1 imaginary assistant needs a specially-built orthopedic muu-muu to cover her wattles. Your dues will keep her clothed and as decent as she ever gets and will support your fellow Geezers in their fun-filled senile years.

Hey, we may not agree on everything, including what we think is funny, but you can always count on an e-mail in your cereal box each morning to remind you that at least one Geezer in this world (and his imaginary assistant) keeps his word.

E-mail: geezerinch@aol.com


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